Famous Quotes from ...
Helen Rowland
- Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.... Helen Rowland {view}
- When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.... Helen Rowland {view}
- After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.... Helen Rowland {view}
- Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.... Helen Rowland {view}
- Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him... Helen Rowland {view}
- Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them... Helen Rowland {view}
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.... Helen Rowland {view}
- Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest... Helen Rowland {view}
- A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.... Helen Rowland {view}
- And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.... Helen Rowland {view}
- Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.... Helen Rowland {view}
- In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.... Helen Rowland {view}
- No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.... Helen Rowland {view}
- The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you have to give since you've already given him your love, bottling... Helen Rowland {view}
- A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.... Helen Rowland {view}
- Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.... Helen Rowland {view}
- When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.... Helen Rowland {view}
- Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.... Helen Rowland {view}
- Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.... Helen Rowland {view}
- Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.... Helen Rowland {view}